AND HOW DOES TOP GUN LIKE THE PUPPY, YOU MIGHT ASK.

Dialogue between cat and dog: Sadie: "What are you doing up there, big boy? How about you and I having a play date?" Top Gun: "Get lost, Buster."

Mr. Top Gun has been king of the house for several years. Not that he doesn't mind a weekend invasion once in awhile of a visiting pet. But to find a bouncy, in your face puppy tormenting him was about all he could bear. To say nothing of the fact that daddy's lap was unavailable for the nightly snooze. He quickly asserted who was on the top of the food chain by showing a little claw when the tiny creature came near. Sadie tried her best to show that she wanted to be friends, even as much as running over and then falling on her belly. But Top Gun wasn't having any of it. He quietly retired to sleep in on the bed where he was sure not to be disturbed.